“I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.”


tomcanspankmehardy:

welcome-to-my-life13:

trustingtranscendant:



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laugh-i-nearly—died!! Bring cookies :-D

tomcanspankmehardy:

welcome-to-my-life13:

trustingtranscendant:

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Reblogging again in the span of 2 minutes

laugh-i-nearly—died
!! Bring cookies :-D
41 minutes ago/ 378,719 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr and Puns

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14 hours ago/ 118,899 notes
padalickingood:

*makes about ten thousand lion king references*

padalickingood:

*makes about ten thousand lion king references*

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14 hours ago/ 2,849 notes
I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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15 hours ago/ 349,101 notes

i-heart-f-r-i-e-n-d-s:

hymns-to-the-last-rites-of-youth:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Tumblr is kind of like Friends except everyone is Chandler.

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chandlr.

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15 hours ago/ 325,418 notes

french:

I’m so fucking weird
It’s like:
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.

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15 hours ago/ 697,164 notes

Michael and Geoff during Let’s Watch - PT [x]

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16 hours ago/ 1,568 notes

grizzlyhills:

flightcub:

interretialia:

life-of-a-latin-student:

ratwithoutwings:

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

present active boōpresent infinitive boāreperfect active boāvīsupine boātum

Recte!

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if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

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16 hours ago/ 124,269 notes

sjwfuckups:

quills-and-fantasy:

pomfette:

date a boy who thinks all your jokes are funny and is slightly afraid youre going to snap his neck unprovoked

date a boy you can intimidate into subservience

is essentially what this post is saying

well would you look at that

a 200,000+ note tumblr post glorifying abusive relationships… as long as it’s done to a man

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16 hours ago/ 229,950 notes

loki-the-god-of-sarcasm:

missespeon:

sixstrategos:

sixstrategos:

sixstrategos:

this is what is going on in scotland right now.

dont ignore this.

there is NO coverage of the rioting on the news which is why its so important that you dont ignore this. 

please stay safe if you live in scotland. 

my partner actually went to the yes rally in george square a couple days ago and said the no guys were indeed doing nazi salutes

The unionists have set fire to the building housing The Herald. 

A 15 year old boy is dead. 

The riots continue. 

My friends have been trying to get out of Glasgow and have been attacked. 

Your voter status doesn’t matter to these people, they will attack for no reason. 

Gay SNP councillor Austin Sheridan has been subjected to an unprovoked attack simply because he is a gay man who voted yes.

Homes have been broken into.

There are riots on the streets even outside of Glasgow.

The BNP, UKIP, Britain First and The Orange Lodge are attacking peaceful protestors with flares.

LGBT people are being singled out by the above groups. 

DON’T LET THIS ABHORRENT SITUATION CONTINUE. 

DO NOT LET THIS BE HIDDEN.

PLEASE, DO WHAT YOU CAN. 

MY CITY AND COUNTRY IS UTTER CHAOS. 

I am just trying to stay safe, for now.

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19 hours ago/ 19,640 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[zomato]

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22 hours ago/ 18,378 notes

roxys-ass:

jazzfort:

i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

nyoom

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23 hours ago/ 433,935 notes

congenitalprogramming:

sizvideos:

Rescuing a terrified abandoned dog

The baby ;_;

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1 day ago/ 59,688 notes

fakedean:

oh my god FUCK all this negativity on tumblr

you’re trans? that’s wonderful. you’re cis? cool. hetero? alright with me. homo? that’s good for you. bisexual? fuck yeah. pan/ace? i love you. questioning? that’s okay, man. 

you’re all wonderful and don’t let anyone tell you you’re less.
Don’t take anybody’s shit for being who you are.

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1 day ago/ 37,402 notes

titanswithnoprivateslivein221b:

leviswaxedass:

dahniwitchoflight:

leviswaxedass:

disneydamselestelle:

scottylubemeup:

THIS WAS A CHILDRENS MOVIE

A CHILDRENS BIBLE MOVIE

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Amen

FUN FACT: in hebrew, “feet” is a euphemism for genitals.

so if you ever see “washing feet” in the bible, it, uh. yeah.

(source is my old bible class textbook which i don’t have on me anymore :( )

HOLY SHIT WHAT

I MEAN CORRECT ME IF IM WRONG BUT I SWEAR TO GOD I REMEMBER READING A STORY IN THE BIBLE WHERE JESUS CLEANED THE ‘FEET’ OF A LADY PROSTITUTE INFRONT OF HIS TWELVE DISCIPLES WHO GOT SERIOUSLY GROSSED OUT. THEM GETTING REALLY SUPER GROSSED OUT BY THAT NEVER MADE SENSE TO ME UNTIL NOW.

JESUS CHRIST JESUS.

YOU NASTY.

#WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN JESUS IS THE ONE WHO NEEDS JESUS

THAT HASHTAG I”m—-—

WHAT

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